A Valentine Special Hosted by Famo & Nse.
As we already promised when we launched our maiden edition of TOP 10 Naija countdown, that the team at WOKEMILL have a lot in store for our WokeLots. This is the WokeMill Lover’s show for our listeners that would be celebrating Valentine in the comfort of someone else’s arms and especially for those that would be celebrating in the comfort of their beds.
Kayballz could not be part of the hosts because once again, rumour has it that he suddenly found love on Valentine’s eve and therefore had to leave the Val-less FAMO to co-host the show with NSE, our very first female host on WokeMill radio.
The show began with FAMO preaching safe sex to people who would be getting all the actions of the Valentine during the course of celebration and for some known reasons, the hosts went ahead to play Lady Gaga’s “I’ll Never Love Again”.
The hosts continued by playing a game titled “Would You Rather”, where the hosts ask each other about their opinions on different subjects relating to gifting and celebrating love on Valentine’s day and as well as any other day.
During the course of the game, a question came up on whether NSE would prefer a mushy or funny gift for valentine, NSE did well to answer by saying she would prefer a funny gift for valentine, for someone who said she has been single since 2013, that was an unexpected answer.
FAMO who has probably not dotted his Is or Js in years was asked by NSE if he would rather write with a Red Pen for the rest of his life or have to dot all his “Is” and “Js” with a heart symbol. FAMO did not sound convincing when he said he would rather use the heart symbol to dot his “Is” and “Js”. For someone who we think is single, that was also an unexpected answer.
The show continued with the hosts taking turns to ask each other about their views on different issues relating to valentine and relationships, at a point in this question and answer session, the hosts spoke about dealing with unwanted romantic advances from the opposite sex.
FAMO revealed that most guys do not turn down romantic advances from females but he, being a different breed of the male species, turn down advances from females respectfully, a woke man of culture. NSE also shared an experience where a total stranger offered her money in exchange for sexual favour but she being a woke woman of morals, respectfully turned down the offer.
Kayballz, whom we all thought was spending his Valentine in the comfort of someone else’s arms happened to have been on the show all along. Him suddenly finding love was nothing more than a rumor after all!
The show ended with the hosts reminding our listeners to stay woke and practice safe sex and we had a lovey-dovey playlist made specially for those who would not be practising anything at all.